foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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