i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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