Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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