As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Fuck appropriateness.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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