WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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