yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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