White coat. Heels.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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