I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize
