Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Come on in and take your pants off
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