He is an equal opportunity slut.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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