i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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