I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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