Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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