My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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