Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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