White coat. Heels.
This is not my ceiling
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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