We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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