doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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