Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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