I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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