If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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