doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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