Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She bit a glass in half.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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