sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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