If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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