Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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