It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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