please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He called his prostate his "boner button".
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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