he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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