it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
