I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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