I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
third nipple confirmed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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