So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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