The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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