I wish i was in the wii world.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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