ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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