Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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