Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Randomize
