the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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