Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
