I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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