Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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