So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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