I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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