dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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