Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
