I want to make a zoo with you.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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