Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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