Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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