tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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